Here’s one for my good friends at Your Kickstarter Sucks:
At face value, this is a Kickstarter for a dumb horror movie capsuled as “Trapped in an elevator, a blind holocaust survivor discovers that not all of the passengers are who (or what) they claim to be.”
Upon closer reflection, however, you discover that virtually all of the rewards are weird PUA books and DVDs:
“aka ‘The Art of F*cking” Look dude I don’t think you’re going to offend anyone’s delicate sensibilities on your Holocaust survivor PUA horror movie Kickstarter, you can just go ahead and type a cuss word.
In case you were wondering, Hypnotica isn’t a mid-90s Britpop band, it’s this thing:
His move is to hypnotize you while you try to comprehend how it’s possible to have facial hair that terrible without breaking the laws of physics.
And, of course, the director, Steve Myles, is a PUA who calls himself “Sexual Chocolate” and offers 1-on-1 coaching because you literally can’t be a PUA without starting a goddamned cottage industry based on how stupid you look. It’s how these people replicate.