27 2 / 2013

Anonymous said: what the fuck even IS a neg

A backhanded compliment. That’s literally it. Pick-up-artists have to have stupid terms for everything.

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27 2 / 2013


Post subject: A neg that might be too dangerous? You decide…
Say you’re out in a bar working a group, ignoring your target, and etc. At long last the HB chooses to interact with you, and she throws either a shit test or a bitch shield your way. First you offer her a drink to disarm her. I know buying drinks is a big no no, but sit this one out and you will see how it works. 
HB: bitch shield, bitch shield, fluff, shit test, yadda yadda 
PUA: Hey you’re all right, you know that? Tell you what…come here, I wanna get you a drink. Bartender, give here another one of whatever she’s having. 
Bartender hands over the drink. Then, just as she puts it to her mouth to take a sip, you say… 
PUA: Now pay the man! 
Like I said, guys, this is probably such a nuclear bomb of a neg that the chick won’t even be able to stand being in the same club with you…but then again, who knows. 

PUA scientists have developed a nuclear neg
(source)

Post subject: A neg that might be too dangerous? You decide…

Say you’re out in a bar working a group, ignoring your target, and etc. At long last the HB chooses to interact with you, and she throws either a shit test or a bitch shield your way. First you offer her a drink to disarm her. I know buying drinks is a big no no, but sit this one out and you will see how it works. 

HB: bitch shield, bitch shield, fluff, shit test, yadda yadda 

PUA: Hey you’re all right, you know that? Tell you what…come here, I wanna get you a drink. Bartender, give here another one of whatever she’s having. 

Bartender hands over the drink. Then, just as she puts it to her mouth to take a sip, you say… 

PUA: Now pay the man! 

Like I said, guys, this is probably such a nuclear bomb of a neg that the chick won’t even be able to stand being in the same club with you…but then again, who knows. 

PUA scientists have developed a nuclear neg

(source)

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26 2 / 2013


Has this happened to you before?: 
1) You and a wing sarge a three set. My buddy is very alpha and I was a AFC so naturally the lowest in the group will fall to me. The one I was going to lay shows very visible signs of aggression and confusion. She gets moody and possibly shows signs of depression but then I lay her shortly after.
2) Another variation: You sarge a girl and kiss and make out at the bar but the girl passes out even though she didn’t have much to drink. It’s almost like you blew her mind.:D She wakes up later on in the cab back to her place and falls alseep again. At her place she becomes angry and starts making a bunch of calls to her friends and acting very confused. I ended up ejecting.

help, why are women always depressed and confused around me??
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Has this happened to you before?: 

1) You and a wing sarge a three set. My buddy is very alpha and I was a AFC so naturally the lowest in the group will fall to me. The one I was going to lay shows very visible signs of aggression and confusion. She gets moody and possibly shows signs of depression but then I lay her shortly after.

2) Another variation: You sarge a girl and kiss and make out at the bar but the girl passes out even though she didn’t have much to drink. It’s almost like you blew her mind.:D She wakes up later on in the cab back to her place and falls alseep again. At her place she becomes angry and starts making a bunch of calls to her friends and acting very confused. I ended up ejecting.

help, why are women always depressed and confused around me??

(source)

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18 2 / 2013

I wrote a piece for Slacktory about PUAs desperately hitting on an OkCupid account that spits back meaningless @horse_ebooks quotes. Okc_ebooks (a Tumblr you should follow right away) provides an excellent case study for how scripted PUA routines by design objectify women. When PUAs plow through scripts written by other PUAs with women whose responses are irrelevant, how is that in any way actual interhuman communication? Replace the woman with @horse_ebooks, and you’re left with two robots talking to each other.

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15 2 / 2013

badpicturesofmymediocreart said: A friend of mine who knows the booker at Rancho Relaxo says they don't host the Toronto Real Men meetings anymore. Out of curiosity, do you know how old the picture of their poster is?

Dunno, probably a couple years old. I plucked it from here. Unfortunately, Toronto Real Men meetings have been canceled on recommendation of HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN.

Bonus facts about Dimitri the Lover: He calls his system “Rasputin MindRape” and lost his medical license for sexually assaulting female patients. Apparently, he’s an infamous crackpot scumbag in Toronto.

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15 2 / 2013

The Door Pattern

This one is the “bad boy” of all patterns. Anyone who has studied SS and NLP and has come into contact with the Door pattern, has found it to be evil and cruel, playing on the fears and deep insecurities of women.

this pattern works best when said in the same cartoon robot voice

14 2 / 2013

Dimitri The Lover is this dude who leaves creepy voicemails. I like how he’s named after what he does. He also got mad as heck when Wikipedia deleted his vanity page despite his assertion that KEY PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN was going to make a movie about him.
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Dimitri The Lover is this dude who leaves creepy voicemails. I like how he’s named after what he does. He also got mad as heck when Wikipedia deleted his vanity page despite his assertion that KEY PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN was going to make a movie about him.

(source)

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07 2 / 2013

"Guys, is she flirting with me? Do I get to do sex now??"
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"Guys, is she flirting with me? Do I get to do sex now??"

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04 2 / 2013

Anonymous said: Keep on being a beta, you dickless fag. Stop throwing mud on people who will one day fuck your wife while you're writing your blog.

This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!

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29 1 / 2013

azathfeld said: Better question: why would a PUA think that making them look stupid requires "cherry-picking" their comments?

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29 1 / 2013

Anonymous said: Why do you cherry-pick terrible comments and post them in order to try to convince people this is what all PUAs are like?

Gosh, why would anyone want to make fun of pick-up artists? Now there’s a stumper

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08 1 / 2013


PUA: “Hey…I know this is totally random..but, do you happen to have (pull out 2 quarters from your pocket and pretend you’re doing a calculation in your head)…uh…50 cents on you, because, I am trying to work my way up to a dollar and I’m almost there!”
(she gives you some change)
Option 1:
PUA: “I have a feeling this will be the start of a wonderful relationship.” (cocky approach)
Option 2:
PUA: “Actually, I’m going to keep the change, but, I really wanted to meet you because I think your beautiful” (direct approach)
The beauty of this opener is that even if the set totally bombs, you still get some money off of it at least.

Also a good tactic for the homeless
(source)

PUA: “Hey…I know this is totally random..but, do you happen to have (pull out 2 quarters from your pocket and pretend you’re doing a calculation in your head)…uh…50 cents on you, because, I am trying to work my way up to a dollar and I’m almost there!”

(she gives you some change)

Option 1:

PUA: “I have a feeling this will be the start of a wonderful relationship.” (cocky approach)

Option 2:

PUA: “Actually, I’m going to keep the change, but, I really wanted to meet you because I think your beautiful” (direct approach)

The beauty of this opener is that even if the set totally bombs, you still get some money off of it at least.

Also a good tactic for the homeless

(source)

07 1 / 2013


"Mind Reading" (50% Chance of success or failure)
Approach the target and casually say “Can I ask you something?” they respond in the affirmative and you say “What would you say if I tell you I could read your mind?” They get interested and you say “Think of a number between 1 and 6” (The number the person chooses is almost always 3 or 4). If you guess the correct number they will look on in amazement and the game is on.

i like those odds
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"Mind Reading" (50% Chance of success or failure)

Approach the target and casually say “Can I ask you something?” they respond in the affirmative and you say “What would you say if I tell you I could read your mind?” They get interested and you say “Think of a number between 1 and 6” (The number the person chooses is almost always 3 or 4). If you guess the correct number they will look on in amazement and the game is on.

i like those odds

(source)

04 1 / 2013

For a while, this guy on Twitter shilling his $10 PUA ebook responded to every @PUA_txt tweet with sincere advice and criticism, apparently not getting the joke. 
The guy, Ray Charles Gordon, turns out to be a prolific writer of PUA garbage who has been churning out his crap on the internet since the 90s. Here you can read his schizophrenic 600-page PUA book, which include a hundred overly-detailed “field reports” dating back to 1980 interspersed with horrible advice and his insane life story as a frequently-unemployed racetrack gambler living with his mother, posting on PUA BBSes, and filing several lawsuits against UPenn for “affirmative-action reverse discrimination.”
It’s really something to behold. He gives the girls bizarre code names like “Le Club,” “OTL,” and “SHBWitchy.” He keeps alluding to the “Battle of Kate” (seriously, search for this term, it comes up dozens of times) and pursuing “Kate-positive traits.” He promotes “hypnosex” as his favorite kind of sex. He details, with exact figures, his gambling losses and financial strategies that involve declaring bankruptcy and mooching off his ailing mother.
His fucking website URL is literally toosmarttofail.com.
Seriously, scroll to any random page of this PDF and you will find something ridiculous and amazing from “one of the original seduction-community PUAs,” a guy who, for his headshots, apparently went to the same headshot photographer as John Wayne Gacy:

Highlights include “Field Report Seventeen” (pg. 244):

Met another “future target” tonight: SHBTakeout (9.99) is incredibly hot, but only fifteen, so I had to keep it light… She’s like a fishbowl (chicken pen?) target, so we’ll be chatting a bit, definitely infrequently until she’s legal (sixteen in Pennsylvania).

On page 503 he details his battles against the corrupt marketers and unjust moderation on some fucking PUA message board from the 90s. This conspiracy then somehow relates to his UPenn lawsuits:

UPenn did its best to block my working there, including arguing in federal court that I was unemployable, and even getting a former law professor at UPenn Law (the “honorable” Anita Brody) to order a psychiatric examination

Apparently nefarious forces in the PUA community were sufficiently threatened by him to create what he calls a “hate website” against him:

WARNING: “Ray Gordon” is a <insert garden variety libel>, who suffers from debilitating mental illness. He is unemployed and lives with his mother at age <28-41>.

If you want to check out what would have happened if Ignatius Reilly had the internet, or if Vincent Gallo and Henry Darger stepped into the teleportation machine at the same time, then read this PDF. Be sure to share with your friends at PUA.txt any fascinating finds.
BONUS CONTENT
Gordon just started making YouTube videos (sorry, embedding is disabled). Here’s him ranting about how Neil Strauss and VH1 ripped him off, and here’s one where he explains that PUA is dead and that “MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way)” is the new way pick up women.

Fantastic.
Thanks to @crystalproteins, who sent me these videos totally by coincidence. Yet another PUA.txt miracle.

For a while, this guy on Twitter shilling his $10 PUA ebook responded to every @PUA_txt tweet with sincere advice and criticism, apparently not getting the joke

The guy, Ray Charles Gordon, turns out to be a prolific writer of PUA garbage who has been churning out his crap on the internet since the 90s. Here you can read his schizophrenic 600-page PUA book, which include a hundred overly-detailed “field reports” dating back to 1980 interspersed with horrible advice and his insane life story as a frequently-unemployed racetrack gambler living with his mother, posting on PUA BBSes, and filing several lawsuits against UPenn for “affirmative-action reverse discrimination.”

It’s really something to behold. He gives the girls bizarre code names like “Le Club,” “OTL,” and “SHBWitchy.” He keeps alluding to the “Battle of Kate” (seriously, search for this term, it comes up dozens of times) and pursuing “Kate-positive traits.” He promotes “hypnosex” as his favorite kind of sex. He details, with exact figures, his gambling losses and financial strategies that involve declaring bankruptcy and mooching off his ailing mother.

His fucking website URL is literally toosmarttofail.com.

Seriously, scroll to any random page of this PDF and you will find something ridiculous and amazing from “one of the original seduction-community PUAs,” a guy who, for his headshots, apparently went to the same headshot photographer as John Wayne Gacy:

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Highlights include “Field Report Seventeen” (pg. 244):

Met another “future target” tonight: SHBTakeout (9.99) is incredibly hot, but only fifteen, so I had to keep it light… She’s like a fishbowl (chicken pen?) target, so we’ll be chatting a bit, definitely infrequently until she’s legal (sixteen in Pennsylvania).

On page 503 he details his battles against the corrupt marketers and unjust moderation on some fucking PUA message board from the 90s. This conspiracy then somehow relates to his UPenn lawsuits:

UPenn did its best to block my working there, including arguing in federal court that I was unemployable, and even getting a former law professor at UPenn Law (the “honorable” Anita Brody) to order a psychiatric examination

Apparently nefarious forces in the PUA community were sufficiently threatened by him to create what he calls a “hate website” against him:

WARNING: “Ray Gordon” is a <insert garden variety libel>, who suffers from debilitating mental illness. He is unemployed and lives with his mother at age <28-41>.

If you want to check out what would have happened if Ignatius Reilly had the internet, or if Vincent Gallo and Henry Darger stepped into the teleportation machine at the same time, then read this PDF. Be sure to share with your friends at PUA.txt any fascinating finds.

BONUS CONTENT

Gordon just started making YouTube videos (sorry, embedding is disabled). Here’s him ranting about how Neil Strauss and VH1 ripped him off, and here’s one where he explains that PUA is dead and that “MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way)” is the new way pick up women.

Fantastic.

Thanks to @crystalproteins, who sent me these videos totally by coincidence. Yet another PUA.txt miracle.

20 12 / 2012

Here&#8217;s one for my good friends at Your Kickstarter Sucks:
At face value, this is a Kickstarter for a dumb horror movie capsuled as &#8220;Trapped in an elevator, a blind holocaust survivor discovers that not all of the passengers are who (or what) they claim to be.&#8221;
Upon closer reflection, however, you discover that virtually all of the rewards are weird PUA books and DVDs:



"aka &#8216;The Art of F*cking" Look dude I don&#8217;t think you&#8217;re going to offend anyone&#8217;s delicate sensibilities on your Holocaust survivor PUA horror movie Kickstarter, you can just go ahead and type a cuss word.
In case you were wondering, Hypnotica isn&#8217;t a mid-90s Britpop band, it&#8217;s this thing:

His move is to hypnotize you while you try to comprehend how it&#8217;s possible to have facial hair that terrible without breaking the laws of physics.
And, of course, the director, Steve Myles, is a PUA who calls himself &#8220;Sexual Chocolate" and offers 1-on-1 coaching because you literally can&#8217;t be a PUA without starting a goddamned cottage industry based on how stupid you look. It&#8217;s how these people replicate.

Here’s one for my good friends at Your Kickstarter Sucks:

At face value, this is a Kickstarter for a dumb horror movie capsuled as “Trapped in an elevator, a blind holocaust survivor discovers that not all of the passengers are who (or what) they claim to be.

Upon closer reflection, however, you discover that virtually all of the rewards are weird PUA books and DVDs:

"aka ‘The Art of F*cking" Look dude I don’t think you’re going to offend anyone’s delicate sensibilities on your Holocaust survivor PUA horror movie Kickstarter, you can just go ahead and type a cuss word.

In case you were wondering, Hypnotica isn’t a mid-90s Britpop band, it’s this thing:

His move is to hypnotize you while you try to comprehend how it’s possible to have facial hair that terrible without breaking the laws of physics.

And, of course, the director, Steve Myles, is a PUA who calls himself “Sexual Chocolate" and offers 1-on-1 coaching because you literally can’t be a PUA without starting a goddamned cottage industry based on how stupid you look. It’s how these people replicate.