06 5 / 2013
The “before” pictures on a pitch for a shitty PUA ebook.
In fact, it’s not uncommon for men to fall into a deep depression and just GIVE UP.
And when you DO finally meet a woman, and she’s not the right one, she gets fat, the sex dries up, and you’re TRAPPED in a crappy relationship.
You end up divorced, broke, and broken. I’ve seen this happen SO many times it’s truly SCARY.
kill all men
(Thanks, @frknbns)
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01 4 / 2013
Not to disparage anyone with a G.E.D., of course, but the ironing here is delicious. This clown is a member of the gross, rape-y Roosh V Forum.
Bonus content:
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18 3 / 2013
WARNING: NEVER WEAR SHADES IN THE CLUB, THE SHADES ARE FOR PRIVACY REASONS. IF YOU ARE WATCHING FROM IPHONE, IPAD, OR COMPUTER WITHOUT FLASH! YOU MAY NOT GET ANNOTATIONS THAT CONTAIN EXPLANATIONS. Before grinding, escalation and arousal in dance floor/club game you want to open as a fun, cool, just happen to be there dancing with the target dude. After you pass the hook point, then you micro escalate, grind etc… Looking for compliance, if vibe, chemistry, compliance not there eject, i usually escalate after 10 seconds from opening. I will cover how to escalate, arouse, grind and look for compliance while dancing in other videos, and how to do the moves in simple steps. But none of that won’t help without knowing my method and my game, get the mothefu!#$&^ng book in my website www.dancefloorseduction.com
teach me how to shrugie
(thanks @antondb96)
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27 2 / 2013
Anonymous asked: what the fuck even IS a neg
A backhanded compliment. That’s literally it. Pick-up-artists have to have stupid terms for everything.
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27 2 / 2013
Post subject: A neg that might be too dangerous? You decide…
Say you’re out in a bar working a group, ignoring your target, and etc. At long last the HB chooses to interact with you, and she throws either a shit test or a bitch shield your way. First you offer her a drink to disarm her. I know buying drinks is a big no no, but sit this one out and you will see how it works.
HB: bitch shield, bitch shield, fluff, shit test, yadda yadda
PUA: Hey you’re all right, you know that? Tell you what…come here, I wanna get you a drink. Bartender, give here another one of whatever she’s having.
Bartender hands over the drink. Then, just as she puts it to her mouth to take a sip, you say…
PUA: Now pay the man!
Like I said, guys, this is probably such a nuclear bomb of a neg that the chick won’t even be able to stand being in the same club with you…but then again, who knows.
PUA scientists have developed a nuclear neg
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26 2 / 2013
Has this happened to you before?:
1) You and a wing sarge a three set. My buddy is very alpha and I was a AFC so naturally the lowest in the group will fall to me. The one I was going to lay shows very visible signs of aggression and confusion. She gets moody and possibly shows signs of depression but then I lay her shortly after.
2) Another variation: You sarge a girl and kiss and make out at the bar but the girl passes out even though she didn’t have much to drink. It’s almost like you blew her mind.:D She wakes up later on in the cab back to her place and falls alseep again. At her place she becomes angry and starts making a bunch of calls to her friends and acting very confused. I ended up ejecting.
help, why are women always depressed and confused around me??
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18 2 / 2013
Okc_ebooks: Pick-up artists trying to chat up a robot horse
I wrote a piece for Slacktory about PUAs desperately hitting on an OkCupid account that spits back meaningless @horse_ebooks quotes. Okc_ebooks (a Tumblr you should follow right away) provides an excellent case study for how scripted PUA routines by design objectify women. When PUAs plow through scripts written by other PUAs with women whose responses are irrelevant, how is that in any way actual interhuman communication? Replace the woman with @horse_ebooks, and you’re left with two robots talking to each other.
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15 2 / 2013
badpicturesofmymediocreart asked: A friend of mine who knows the booker at Rancho Relaxo says they don't host the Toronto Real Men meetings anymore. Out of curiosity, do you know how old the picture of their poster is?
Dunno, probably a couple years old. I plucked it from here. Unfortunately, Toronto Real Men meetings have been canceled on recommendation of HOLLYWOOD PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN.
Bonus facts about Dimitri the Lover: He calls his system “Rasputin MindRape” and lost his medical license for sexually assaulting female patients. Apparently, he’s an infamous crackpot scumbag in Toronto.
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15 2 / 2013
The Door Pattern
This one is the “bad boy” of all patterns. Anyone who has studied SS and NLP and has come into contact with the Door pattern, has found it to be evil and cruel, playing on the fears and deep insecurities of women.
this pattern works best when said in the same cartoon robot voice
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14 2 / 2013
Dimitri The Lover is this dude who leaves creepy voicemails. I like how he’s named after what he does. He also got mad as heck when Wikipedia deleted his vanity page despite his assertion that KEY PRODUCER BRAD GOODMAN was going to make a movie about him.
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04 2 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Keep on being a beta, you dickless fag. Stop throwing mud on people who will one day fuck your wife while you're writing your blog.
This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy working at the bowling alley!
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29 1 / 2013
azathfeld asked: Better question: why would a PUA think that making them look stupid requires "cherry-picking" their comments?
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29 1 / 2013
Anonymous asked: Why do you cherry-pick terrible comments and post them in order to try to convince people this is what all PUAs are like?
Gosh, why would anyone want to make fun of pick-up artists? Now there’s a stumper
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